We have now been trapped in this turbulent wormhole for quite some time. The idea of papering the area with timecards to slow down the turbulence has failed - and now, in the face of this already quite tiresome dilemma, the wormhole appears to be collecting toxins from the mouth of the wormhole. We can clearly see the toxins swirling about among the wormhole disturbance. It is lovely in a way - like watching gasoline swirl in a puddle on a sunny street.
We have been informed these toxins must be absorbed before they are passed all the way through the wormhole to galaxies far far away on the other end. The scientific community, here at the port, is reasonably certain the toxins can be collected with sheets of an exotic substance found only on Saicon, a planetoid not far from the mouth of the wormhole. The substance contains many different compounds which form naturally into thin sheets - these sheets are called Tymecard. We are, therefore, frantically collecting all of these sheets we can find in a desperate attempt to stop this potentially universe-wide contamination.
Please help us.
If you are in possession of any tymecard, please get it to us by the quickest route possible.
Tymecards are due Friday by 3:00. As you know, you will not be paid in money and you are responsible for your own life benefits